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this is the best thing in the entire world

i’m actually crying

fucking turtles, man

it;s like, they know

Two days ago I went stand up paddle boarding. There were five sea turtles just cruising in the ocean all around me. Heaven.

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Waterfalls in Hawaii with my lover.

Waterfalls in Hawaii with my lover.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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"I got a loooong back!" -boy at Taco Bell, 2003. charlesbronsonpinchot

"I got a loooong back!" -boy at Taco Bell, 2003. charlesbronsonpinchot

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The word for “to give birth” in Spanish is “dar a luz” which actually translates to “to give light.” I think that’s beautiful.

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reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

wishinhopinprayin:

Gosh, a million people call me Ashley. A girl who looks like me and is from my hometown also has twins (though hers are boys). It’s awful.

My middle name is Ashley. On Facebook I only use my first and middle name and for some reason people call me Ashley all the damn time. So annoying.

I have been feeling crappy and missed the last few days at the gym. I came home from school and saw the WOD is HSPU and squat snatches and instantly wished I felt better so I could go do it. So when I was changing, I randomly got the urge to practice handstand push ups in my bedroom… Naked. Well, I busted my fucking ass hardcore when the door my feet were against decided to fly open. Luckily I didn’t break any ribs. Fortunately, I captured this fail on video. Unfortunately, I can’t post it anywhere or show anyone due to my lack of clothing. I learned so many lessons today.

This is the only public forum I can confess this in.