- me: I need to get an A on this test
- me: doesn't study
100% Paleo Thanksgiving was great success. I am so full on amazing pumpkin pie and coconut milk ice cream.
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
" My diet book says man and steak, not man and cake"
cosmo tip #827
this thanksgiving make him thankful for your presence by invading his land and stealing all his crops and killing his family with smallpox