I have been feeling crappy and missed the last few days at the gym. I came home from school and saw the WOD is HSPU and squat snatches and instantly wished I felt better so I could go do it. So when I was changing, I randomly got the urge to practice handstand push ups in my bedroom… Naked. Well, I busted my fucking ass hardcore when the door my feet were against decided to fly open. Luckily I didn’t break any ribs. Fortunately, I captured this fail on video. Unfortunately, I can’t post it anywhere or show anyone due to my lack of clothing. I learned so many lessons today.

This is the only public forum I can confess this in.

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen


Why didn’t the hotel just take a battery from an empty room?

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

Why didn’t the hotel just take a battery from an empty room?

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meghanwaslike:

putthatazztowork:

theebuffbaker:

swoleinvelvet:

dont-touchmycurves:

swoleinvelvet:

deadlifts-and-donuts:

People that use bar soap are strange and should not be trusted.

I use bar soap because I’m not a little bitch.

Body wash is rare around here. Or I’m just poor. 

Nah, you’re just not a little bitch, bby.

Bar soap 4 life.

Bar soap makes my skin feel weird…

Not paying extra money for pretty smells and cheap moisturizer. Irish Spring all the way. 

Am I the only one who read “bar soap” and thought of a special type of soap for cleaning your barbell at the gym? Yes? Okay.

meghanwaslike:

megjersey:

My ta-ta’s love America!

this hot bitch, i swear to god.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

meghanwaslike:

megjersey:

My ta-ta’s love America!

this hot bitch, i swear to god.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

My ta-ta’s love America!

My ta-ta’s love America!

cookiepuss:

louis ck ( on gay marriage ; shameless )

always reblog. Louie always. 

Or you were a dick to them and are generally a douchey/shitty person.

Or you were a dick to them and are generally a douchey/shitty person.

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revelling-with-rivaille:

saltymarshmallows:

myandrogynousthoughts:

stacy04:

kept-it-ugly:

reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too

i just keep watching it thinking “oh shit here comes another table..”

OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE CONTINUOUSLY TURNED

This gif deeply upsets me.

Welcome to operation Mind Fuck

revelling-with-rivaille:

saltymarshmallows:

myandrogynousthoughts:

stacy04:

kept-it-ugly:

reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too

i just keep watching it thinking “oh shit here comes another table..”

OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE CONTINUOUSLY TURNED

This gif deeply upsets me.

Welcome to operation Mind Fuck

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I hate distance. You meet the best people and they are always far away. — Unknown (via timid)

True story!

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allulargirl:

Does anyone REALLY shave because they feel like they HAVE to in this day and age?! Sorry, I don’t buy it. There’s nothing wrong with shaving and the whole issue is annoying to me now. I shave because to me, it feels/looks gross having fuzzy legs and armpits and everything else. Yes, it’s natural, I know that, I’m not stupid. But to me it feels nasty. That doesn’t mean I care if someone else DOESN’T shave. If you feel good shaven, or unshaven, then that’s great. Whatever makes you happy. I don’t care what you do. I do things because I want to, not because anyone tells me to. Same as makeup. I love makeup! It makes me feel good and it’s fun. The end. Give this shit a rest. 

People in the military shave because they have to.

allulargirl:

Does anyone REALLY shave because they feel like they HAVE to in this day and age?! Sorry, I don’t buy it. There’s nothing wrong with shaving and the whole issue is annoying to me now. I shave because to me, it feels/looks gross having fuzzy legs and armpits and everything else. Yes, it’s natural, I know that, I’m not stupid. But to me it feels nasty. That doesn’t mean I care if someone else DOESN’T shave. If you feel good shaven, or unshaven, then that’s great. Whatever makes you happy. I don’t care what you do. I do things because I want to, not because anyone tells me to. Same as makeup. I love makeup! It makes me feel good and it’s fun. The end. Give this shit a rest. 

People in the military shave because they have to.

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